Hell Cow is looking for a bassist! 21+…. Must be bassist! Must not be painful to look at! Must be almost equally, but slightly less, good looking than the rest of us! Looking for a long term bassist!! E-mail contact@hellcow.com to apply! We may or may not have a show coming up, so act fast!!!!

Holidays, friends, and family have been keeping the Hell Cow away from what really matters ….Music…and world domination of course. Check back after holidays for updates!

Today we were graced with the presence of the all mighty Dan! Dan is a friend of ours and has been for many years. He is an exceptional guitarist, but a terrible friend; but hey, you can’t win them all! We used to jam with him on a regular basis, but now his job is more important than his friends. Dan works third shift at some shit-hole in the next town over which sucks because we don’t get to see him very often. But today was one of the few times we could hang out, so we made the most of it… by going to Wendy’s… then Jamming! Perhaps one day he will tell his boss how he really feels, and quit. Then he can join us and make absolutely no money!

Our Bassist, Manny has stepped aside from Hell Cow! Did he leave to escape from the embarrassment which Project Hell Cow will bring upon us? Nope, he wouldn’t mind the shame or the *cough* massive success *cough*; Manny has moved to Ohio to live with his girlfriend in their new apartment!Yet another person successfully escapes the depressing shit hole of a town in which we so valiantly call home *shivers with disgust*.

We dropped by his house the night before he left and met his girlfriend, hung out, and even helped him pack (a box or two…)! Naturally, we got him drunk so his 12 hour drive, which started at 5am, would be a tiny bit worse (you’re welcome Manny =P).

We wish him the best of luck in his future endeavors, and hope to see him back soon… but not the “I lost my job, and declared bankruptcy” kind of back… or the “I pushed my girlfriend down the stairs, slapped a stripper named Susan, ran over a dog, and have to lay low for a few…” kind of back either… In fact, if that ever happens, please don’t come here Manny. We don’t want any trouble =).

Welcome to the Official Project Hell Cow Website!

What is Project Hell Cow?

Project Hell Cow is an online documentary featuring daily blogs, videos, polls, interactive discussions, and audio clips which follows the daily happenings of Hell Cow – a metal/rock band that is set out to rockinate the music world (that’s right, that’s rock and dominate in one word… put that in your pipe and smoke it.) Project Hell Cow will cover everything ranging from song writing, recording, mixing, and mastering in our home studio, to playing shows at local bars, and attacking pigeons with long, pointy sticks. Tune into our video documentary series – Project Hell Cow on YouTube to see our progress! Follow us on our journey to ultimate success, or watch us fail miserably and become wife beating alcoholics; either way, it will be highly entertaining and will cause eventual loss of brain cells!

There are 3 main goals of the Project Hell Cow website; to have all of this content in one place, be able to share it with the world, and get feedback from our fans. So check back here often for updates on our progress. Blogs are added daily, and new videos episodes should be posted about once a week. Feel free to leave your thoughts as comments, and join the discussions on our message boards! You can also follow us by becoming a fan, subscribing, and following us on Twitter, FaceBook, MySpace,Tumblr, and our YouTube channel! Thanks for checking us out, and I hope we hear from you soon!