The Band

 
 

Chris Truba

 

  • Role(s): Guitar, Keyboard, Songwriter, Producer, Conjurer of Metal
  • Age: 24
  • DOB: 10-30-85
  • Experience:
    • Guitar – 7 years
    • Keyboard – 1 year

 
 
 
Bio:
Developed as a secret weapon by the Russian KGB, this test subject became self aware and escaped the confines of the high security test facility on a cold October night in 1985. Developing in manners similar to humans, this subject devised a plan to swap a newborn fetus in a Warsaw hospital and attain an identity, thus making it harder for the Russians to track it down. With its highly developed intellectual abilities, it easily mentally overpowered all surrounding humans but quickly realized that by doing so it attracted too much attention to itself. Rapidly changing its course, this, now believed to be human took several steps to distance itself from the limelight, doing so it evolved its psychic senses and saw what was behind every human’s eyes. Sadly it was not able to find brains behind the facades. This subject is currently set to continue to follow its pre-programmed plan within the United States.

 
 
 

Mike Truba

 

  • Role(s): Drums, Manager, Engineer, Coffee/Beer Duty
  • Age: 22
  • DOB: 08-31-87
  • Experience:
    • Drums – 5 years
    • Guitar – <1 year

 
 
Bio:

Born to a human male and female, Mike had an introverted understanding of reality. His search for knowledge angled with his thirst for Fettuccine Alfredo led him on a trip through reality that really does bend the fractals of space and gravity. Michael assertively used his insight of human social reactions to develop his own brand of baby lingerie, which inadvertently nearly landed him in prison.

Michael learned from his past mistakes and decided to make new ones. He now steals candy from children, and chases livestock with a pitchfork for entertainment.

 
 
 
 

Dan Maturo

 
Dan

  • Role(s): Guitar, Mass-Motivator, Assassin
  • Age: 23
  • DOB: 07-31-86
  • Experience:
    • Guitar – 6 years
    • BadAss – Always

 
 
Bio:

Being brought up by a matador and a spanish housewife, Dan (birth name: El Dano) has always been a badass. The day he picked up a guitar was the same day he first killed a man… with a guitar.