Hell Cow has crossed the English Channel and has been spotted attacking London!

Hell Cow is slowly advancing with its plan to take over the world; here is the mighty Hell Cow attacking Paris!!!

Do you hate this snow? Don’t you wish it was summer? So do we! Here’s a slide show of Hell Cow jammin’ out last summer! Can’t wait to be able to do this again! Cheers to beautiful days!

With anything new, there are always going to be problems. While trying to record “Agony” everything seems to be going wrong. Little by little we shall tackle these problems into submission.

Small progress is better than no progress at all. Chris is slowly adding to songs, while Mike is working on the site!

Not liking the sound of our bass drum, we switched the resonant head of the bass drum. Hear the difference?

We finished writing another song today! That makes Five! Now to get these bad boys recorded…
This latest song is titled “The Idea was Two” for literally no reason whatsoever. This is easily one of the most complicated songs the All-Knowing Chris has written up to date, its even got simultaneous solos. More updates soon, possibly with songs!

Mighty Hell Cow found the old Agony version weak and feeble, therefore, has re-recorded it. It is currently exactly 1012 times greater than the previous version.