If you missed us last night, check out our first song that we played! It’s an original titled “At Last”!!!

Tomorrow, Hell Cow will siege the doors of Dewey’s Pub! All Minions of Hell Cow are to be there by 7pm to see the mighty demon unleash its madness in the form of music. 9 Franklin street, Seymour CT. Be there or forever be cast into damnation for treason!

The mighty Hell Cow itself has just pooped out a thousand stickers!!! Come to one of our shows, and get one! Check them out!

Hell Cow may or may not be trying out yet another singer! Perhaps by our show on July 31st Hell Cow will become more powerful than you can ever imagine…

Do you love slapping the bass? Word on the street is that slapping bass for Hell Cow is proven to add 3 inches! So if you play bass, don’t hesitate; Call now! Not a guarantee. Void where prohibited. Some restrictions may apply. Not available in all areas. See side of package for details. May cause drowsiness, headaches, death, nausea, and an extreme longing for Boston crème donuts. If cravings continue, you may need to seek medical attention. Sudden urges to implode may occur. Contact us now for your free try-out!

For the first time, in Hell Cow history… Hell Cow… will.. be… playing… LIVE!!! Come out to Dewey’s Pub in Seymour, CT on July 31st for Fully Loaded! It will be our first ever appearance since we played as a cover band! We will be performing a few of our never heard originals as well as covers of Killswitch Engage, Amon Amarth, and Metallica!!! $5 bucks at the door, 21+ only! Come support us, as well as the other bands playing!